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Fat Cat Nice Hat
National Security Embroidered Sweatshirt
National Security Embroidered Sweatshirt
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Are you tired of not wearing any clothes? Sick of everyone around you not asking you to explain what the joke is on your shirt? Are you in for a treat or what.
You can drop salsa, milkshake(s) or any number of various pasta sauces all over these babies and not even flinch.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Ok ok, let's be uncool for a minute.
Made using 100% cotton. Heather Grey shirt made using 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Have fun, be safe
- Take off before washing
- Wash at 30°
- With similar colours
- Do not leave in the washing machine for four or five days. Or six.
- Do not use bleach
- If your embroidered item puckers after washing, iron over it to make it look as good as new. Alternatively:
- If your item contains any printed imagery, DO NOT iron directly over design. Iron on reverse of image.
Change thread colour
Change thread colour
In certain designs, you will be able to pick your favourite combo of shirt + thread colours. These have been paired together already to create the ideal looks for each currently available colour of shirt.
If there is another shirt + thread combination that you think would look absolutely sick that we don't currently display, pop it in the order notes in your cart! We'll do our best, and contact you if there are any issues.
Please tag us on instagram for any of these creations - we love to see you in them!
Please note: these will fall under custom orders and therefore will be non-exchangeable/non-refundable.
Production Time
Production Time
We make our products to order, so if you don't buy anything, I have too much spare time and I start to do stupid things like make more silly designs.
Regardless, please allow 2-4 days for your order to be processed and absorb as much of my love and kisses that I can pour into it, and by extension you.
Once your order is completed, you will receive a notification that it has shipped. Orders are dispatched using Royal Mail's 48-Hour Tracked service.
Still have questions? Please try our Frequently Asked Questions. Have more? Please try our Infrequently Asked Questions.







